So I’m sitting here, cracking open a tub of Ben & Jerry’s after a long day at the Austin SCBWI Digital Symposium. And then I hear that chimney sound. You know, remember last year, when I was all, oh God, there’s a thing in my chimney! Teehee, I smelled dead possums, teehee?
It’s a lot less funny when the possum comes out looking like it’s been through an apocalypse. I mean, shit, you know how possums are already pretty ugly? Imagine a possum with one eyeball sort of drooling out of its socket, the entire giant rat-thing covered in soot, oozing sores everywhere, and hungering for flesh. Human or otherwise.~ read more ~